Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Happy Hump Day!

Hi my fellow followers, family and friends it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

I have been doing pretty good the last couple of days, thought I have had thoughts that maybe doing some Crystal Meth might make me thinner faster, but than I thought that maybe I didn't want to spend time in prision or die to early, so I will stick with the tradional methods of starvation and bone chilling workouts...SO MUCH MORE PLEASURABLE.  Last night, I actually biked to the gym, worked out, biked home and than took one of my dogs for a walk, which also allowed me to get a little WOG in (walk/jog)...It's funny, my jog is probably the pace of a normal persons walk, but I feel like I am burning more calories and I like to pretend I am a Baywatch babe running on the beach...I mean I am 1/2 way there...the boobs are big enough just need the rest to be small enough...oh and maybe the boobs could stand to be raised a few inches...if anyone is intersted in funding my boob lift I wouldn't complain!!!!  If you want to throw in a little extra KA-CHING for some lipo, again, no complaints here!

Anyway, enough for today, I will check back in after my Saturday morning weigh in!!

1 comment:

  1. i couldn't think of the baywatch theme music, so while you were describing that scene... all i could hear in my head was, "chariots of fire". LOL. good grief, i cannot imagine what would happen to my body if it endured all of that in one month, much less in one day!! way to go!!!

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